"Tuesday Never Existed" by Shredd And His

1: cram
2: cram
3: cram
4: cram
5: salisbury steak

Best Track: Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position with the Purpose of Procreation
Worst Track: Why Clarence Why?

"Feast or Famine" by Chuck Ragan

1: orgasmic
2: euphoric
3: superb
4: nice
5: wonderful
6: fab
7: great
8: sublime
9: excellent
10: euphoric
11: fantastic
12: euphoric


Best Track: The Boat
Worst Track: Geraldine

"No Line on the Horizon" by U2

1: wonderful
2: great
3: okay
4: filler
5: great
6: nice
7: good
8: great
9: nice
10: great
11: filler

Best Track: No Line on the Horizon
Worst Track: Moment of Surrender

"Freakshow" by the Tiger Lillies

CD One:

1: what
2: what
3: what
4: what
5: what
6: what
7: what
8: what
9: what
10: what
11: what

CD Two:

1: what
2: what
3: what
4: what
5: what
6: what
7: what
8: what
9: what

Best Tracks: Miracle Cure/Flipper Boy/The Freaks
Worst Track: Forever Together

"X & Y" by Coldplay

1: okay
2: okay
3: wonderful
4: snooze
5: nice
6: fab
7: great
8: okay
9: good
10: fab
11: amazing
12: good
13: superb

Best Tracks: What If/Swallowed in the Sea
Worst Track: Fix You

"Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends" by Coldplay

1:  filler

2: amazing

3: great

4: great

5: great/yawn

6: good

7: good

8: great

9: okay

10: amazing

Best Tracks: Cemeteries of London/Death and All His Friends
Worst Track: Life in Technicolour

"A Rush of Blood to the Head" by Coldplay

1: great
2: okay
3: hmm
4: good
5: piano
6: okay
7: yawn
8: yawn
9: good
10: zzz
11: snore

Best Tracks: Politik/Clocks
Worst Track: God Put A Smile Upon Your Face